More things I know

Subway's menu
How to type
The rules of college basketball
The rules of baseball
How to iron
Pi to 28 places
Recognition and recital of all the quotable moments from the following movies (some are standard):

• Star Wars IV, V, VI
• Reservoir Dogs
• Pulp Fiction
• PCU
• UHF
• The 'Burbs
• Lebowski
• Caddyshack
• Spinal Tap
• Clue
• Braveheart
• Dr. Strangelove
• Bueller
• When Harry Met Sally
• Ghostbusters
• Godfather I & II
• Half Baked
• Hunt for Red October
• The Jerk
• Lawrence of Arabia
• Holy Grail and Life of Brian
• Winnie the Pooh and Disney's Robin Hood
• Rushmore and Tenenbaums
• Swingers
• Predator
• Tombstone

I can also sweep real good.