- Monogamy (Some say TOO well)
- World War II (history and video games)
- Antarctica
- How to get around in Los Angeles, Seattle, DC, and Disneyland
- Most punctuation (Some say TOO well)
- Television field production
- Comedy writing (theoretically)
- How to get along with children, ages 18 months to 11 years
- They Might Be Giants lyrics, from self-titled to Factory Showroom
- How to annoy Karen/how to bring cats into any conversation
- Baseball cards (c. 1987-93) and their Beckett value (in 1993)
- Electricity
- Planets
- Simpsons & Star Wars quotes
- Fretting/guilt
- Multi-tasking
- Ant genocide
- Weightlifting
- Drinking/guilt drinking
Am I forgetting anything?
I'm gonna start going to night school.